| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Cave Drawings
Found in Australia
Primitive representation
of animals said to date
back to recently made
low-budget film. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Bonds Breaks
Another Ruth Record
Surpasses the Babe with 1,308th boorish
remark, and "he still has a few
productive years left," says one
beat writer. |
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NBA: 14-Team, 137-Player
Trade Completed
Should help all teams involved, says
analyst. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Take TV With
You Wherever You Go!
It's easy, as long
as you're wearing
the TV Topper! The result
of an alliance between
Sony and Dobbs, these
flat-screen chapeaus receive
every broadcast channel and come
in Small, Medium, or Large hat
sizes. Get one for a friend -
that way you can watch, too! At
all Dobbs Hat stores, $179. |
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| 1. |
If
you must drink before
jumping on your
motorcycle, for goodness
sake wear a safety
helmet! |
| 2. |
Before
you dive off a cliff into
a body of water whose
depth is unknown to you,
learn to swim. |
| 3. |
If
you're heading off into
the wilderness, make sure
you're not weighed down
with a lot of extra
clothes, blankets, cell
phones, etc. Travel
light! |
| 4. |
If
you feel you're getting
too much sun at the
beach, take a plunge in
the ocean to cool off
before resuming your
sunbathing. |
| 5. |
When
setting off by yourself
for a long distance swim,
write a letter to someone
you know telling them
where to look for your
body. |
| 6. |
Bears
generally love to
wrestle, but be sure to
look for a "good
match," like a
playful cub with its
mother supervising. |
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