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GOOD NEWS FOR BUSH
His Halloween mask is outselling
the bin Laden mask. |
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| BUSINESS |
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American Flag Companies
Reap Huge Profits
Chinese manufacturers can't keep up with
orders. |
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Disney, Shares Down 40%,
Prepares for Hostile Takeover
Eisner, Goofy, Jiminy Cricket apply for
concealed weapons permits. |
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Interest Rates Headed for
Negative Numbers
Investors will have to pay banks to hold
their money. |
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Massive Layoffs Saving
Corporations Billions
CEO's reward themselves with large
bonuses. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Whale Intelligence Upgraded
Following Discovery of How They Evolved
Species is only one to emerge from sea,
check out land, return to sea. |
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Study: Mice Fed Lean
Diet Live Longer
So do humans fed lean mice. |
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| THE WAR |
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Terrorist Assets to be Frozen
Justice Department now scrutinizing:
Jihad Against America Savings & Loan,
Fanatics Mutual Insurance, Great Satan
Investments. |
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Girding for War, Taliban Will
Cut Back on Civil Liberties in Afghanistan
If they can find any. |
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FBI: No Hidden
Code in Web Pix
Agents
say they've found no
embedded messages from
terrorists, but search
continues. |
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