| EDUCATION |
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Armed Robbery Now Preferred
Method Of Paying for College
Next: unarmed robbery, credit card fraud,
forgery, identity theft. |
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| SPORTS |
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Tiger Woods Loses U.S. Open
Some other guy wins it. |
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Barry Bonds on Record Pace
Could go entire season without speaking
to reporters. |
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| RELIGION |
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WHEATIES
BOXES RECALLED
Danger of infants swallowing
enclosed glowing dashboard Jesus toy. |
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| EYE ON ART |
BILLY COLLINS WINS POET
LAUREATE POST
Survives dozens of local
coffeehouse poetry slams on the
way to winning
national championship; loses only
one match throughout playoffs, a
new record. |
POSTAL SERVICE HONORS
DIEGO RIVERA
New 34-cent stamp
features artist's wife's self-portrait. |
FASHION UPDATE:
SUMMER'S HERE
And that means plenty of
mosquitoes. |
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