| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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CLONING
MILESTONE
Four dumb blondes cloned
from the DNA of one smart
blonde. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Library of Alexandria Coming
To Las Vegas
Hotel-casino will feature thousands of
Aramaic texts, slot machines. |
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Another Embarrassing
Admission
From Sony
Last five films were “pure
crap,” says studio spokesperson. |
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“Fast &
Furious” Street Racing Movie
Posts Warning to Teen Fans
“Don't try these stunts in a Ford
Explorer with Firestone tires,” they
caution. |
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Actors Fear Being Replaced
By Digital Likenesses
Digital likenesses fear being replaced
by better digital likenesses. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Consumer
Reports Gives Mitsubishi
Montero “Unsafe” Rating
Also gives it “Most Fun”
rating among SUV's
in its class. |
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| MILITARY |
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Marines Get Permanent
Press Uniforms
Kill, wash, rinse, dry. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Norton Halts Reintroduction
of
Grizzlies Into Idaho, Montana
Secretary sees threat to snowmobile
nesting areas. |
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HEALTH
/ MEDICINE
 PROCTOLOGISTS
GATHER, EXCHANGE KNOWLEDGE
Annual
meeting serves as
showcase for latest
techniques and advances
in field. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Bigfoot Comes Out of Closet
Kills three vacationers. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Photograph at right is of Hannibal
Lecter, as portrayed by Anthony Hopkins
in “The Silence of the Lambs,”
not, as previously stated, of Supreme Court
Justice Antonin Scalia. Justice Scalia
has never worn a muzzle. |
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