| SPACE |
ORBITING CADILLACS CRASH
TO EARTH IN TEXAS
No one hurt. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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“Pearl Harbor”
Director: Stunts Real, No Computer
Enhancement
But admits love story was created
digitally. |
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Muppets Sold to Adult
Film Group
Miss Piggy to star in X-rated feature,
"Squeal Like Miss Piggy." |
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| BUSINESS |
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RUBBER DUCKY
FARMERS HIT HARD
Overbreeding leads to
surplus, low prices. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New DNA Research: All Humans
Descended From African "Adam"
Authorities still looking for deadbeat
dad now 100,000 years behind in child
support. |
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Scientist Identifies Gene
Linked to Schizophrenia
Dr. Jekyll makes announcement before
hurrying off. |
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195 Million
Year-Old
Small Mammal Disovered in
China
Success of animal believed
due to organizational
skills. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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New Rise in Crime Another
Good Reason to Drill in Arctic National
Wildlife Refuge
Solution to crime problem could be buried
under caribou calving sites. |
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| CORRECTION |
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An announcement by the Voter News
Service that the networks making up the
consortium had voted to dissolve it
due to mistakes in last November's
presidential election was premature. Later
tallies showed that the networks had voted
to continue the service. VNS apologizes
for the confusion. |
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