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ART
Researchers Determine Mona Lisa Not Smiling Sincerely, but Disingenuously
They interpret her expression as saying, “You're no Michelangelo.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Revealed: 1 in 4 Tweets About Climate Crisis Produced by Bots
Bots that strongly feel crisis big hoax started by Nancy Pelosi.
 
SPORTS
Sportsbooks Set Over/Under on Number of Astros Batters to Get Plunked This Season at 83.5
That's not counting objects thrown from stands.
 
PEOPLE
Queen Forbids Harry, Meghan
From Using “Royal” Title in
Their Marketing

Couple still plans to open chain of 99 Pence Only Stores.
FEATURE
According to The Lancet, the United States finished 39th, just behind Saudi Arabia, Latvia, and Bosnia, on the list of best countries for what?
A )Harem health insurance coverage.
B )Collecting Soviet memorabilia.
C )Making fun of Serbs.
D )Raising children.
Hint: taking the little ones to Disneyland isn't everything.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Six-Pack of Candles Smell Like
McDonald's Quarter Pounder
When Burned Together

Or you can burn just one, have your house smell like a pickle.

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