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MEDTA
  Democratic Debate Draws
More Viewers Than Golden
Globes, Grammys

Candidates approached about opening for the Stones.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Source: Book About Haunted White House to Become TV Series
Open call goes out for Nixon impersonators.
 
BUSINESS
BP Plans to be Carbon
Neutral by 2050

Until then, wear a mask.
New Burger King Ad Features a Moldy Whopper
“The Inevitable Burger” (above) sells for $4.95.
SCIENCE
New Study: Earth Formed
Much Faster Than
Previously Thought

“But six days was a surprise,” says one scientist.
Researchers Switch Monkey Brains
On and Off Using Electricity

And The Clapper.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Visiting Nature Benefits Your
Health, Study Finds

Staying in nature, living in a tree even better.
New Study Contradicts
Previous Study Claiming
10,000 Steps a Day Sparks
Weight Loss

Test subjects who remained sedentary lost weight just laughing at test subjects who went on long, exhausting hikes every day.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Researchers Test Ultrasonic Bracelet That Jams Microphones
in Immediate Vicinity
For the paranoid who has everything.

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