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 NO. 1012 “Expect the Ironic” FEB 24 - MAR 1, 2020 

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SANDERS MOMENTUM SCARING ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS
They fear voters will reject free healthcare, education.
 
WORLD NEWS
January Warmest Month in
141 Years of Record Keeping

Climate deniers claim coverup: demand to see records from 142 years ago.
Sugary Drink Consumption
Plunges in Chile After New
Food Law

“Drink a Coke, Go to Jail” campaign has been very effective in a very short time.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Thousands Gather for Japan's Annual Naked Festival
Sponsored by Purell.
U. S. NEWS
White House Aide Accused of
Being “Anonymous” Reassigned

Now cleaning toilets at our consulate in Wuhan.
Study: Unlikely Voters Say
They'll Vote in 2020

Same number that said they'd vote in 2016.
 
REMINDER
  It's none of our business what our president does.
 
White House Aide Stephen Miller Marries Pence Aide at Trump International Hotel
The bride wore white, the groom a white hood.
Survey: 94% of Middle School Teachers “Highly Stressed”
Other 6% spend their days in rubber rooms.
Boy Scouts File for Bankruptcy
“If only we sold cookies,” laments spokesman.
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