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PEOPLE
  North Korea: Kim Jong-Un's Aunt Reappears 6 Years After Husband Executed With a Flamethrower
She's the one sitting nervously two seats to his left.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Pee-Wee Herman Selling “Dark” Screenplay Where He's Addicted to Pills, Alcohol, Receives Shock Treatment
And Miss Yvonne files sexual harassment charges against Cowboy Curtis.
 
BUSINESS
Jeff Bezos Adds $13.2 Billion to
His Fortune in Just Minutes

After 132 million people accidentally sign up for Prime.
CONSUMER NEWS
GMC Unveils Electric Hummer
Pick-Up With 1,000 Horsepower

Rev the engine and all across America lights dim.
Study: Conceited, Self-Absorbed Men Most Likely to Drive "High Status" Cars
Next most likely: their ex-wives.
 
SCIENCE
 
New Solar Telescope Takes Most Detailed View of Sun Ever
Still no signs of water.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: One Third of Commuters Stressed Out Before Getting to Office
Once there they can decompress, relax, put on headphones, watch porn.
Study: An Egg a Day Perfectly
Fine for Heart Health

Three eggs with bacon, sausage, hashbrowns, biscuit and gravy not so much.

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