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TECHNOLOGY
  Fully Automated Tea House
Opens in Japan

Robots replacing human customers “still ten years out.”
 
LAW
DOJ Reinstates Death Penalty, to Proceed With Executions
“It's ratings magic,” says Trump.
 
MEDIA
There are More Than 700,000 Podcasts
Each and every one worth listening to.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 40% of American Adults Regret Their Life Choices
And hope to get out of jail soon.
Study: Cats Getting Fatter
While dogs watch their diets and exercise to retain their youthful figures.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: People More Likely to Experiment With Drugs During Summer
When there's more time to apply the scientific method.
FEATURE
What member of President Trump's inner circle rents out 701 units in 13 decrepit apartment buildings located in Baltimore and was recently charged with over 200 serious code violations resulting in $7000 in fines?
A )Melania Trump
B )Donald Trump, Jr.
C )Ivanka Trump
D )Jared Kushner
Hint: Baltimore County Exec: "We expect all landlords to comply with the code requirements that protect the health and safety of their tenants, even if the landlord's father-in-law is President of the United States."
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Paris: Nudists Complain Voyeurs Spoiling Their Enjoyment of Park Created for Nudists
Voyeurs object, claim park created for voyeurs.

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