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 NO. 982 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 29 - AUG 4, 2019 

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MUELLER APPEARANCE A
TOTAL DUD
He could only confirm the President lied, told others to lie, accepted and encouraged help from a foreign adversary to win an election, obstructed justice on numerous occasions and didn't answer Mueller's written questions truthfully.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK's Own “Stable Genius” Boris Johnson Takes Over as Prime Minister
Monster Raving Loony Party declares victory, disbands.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Aide Fired After Trump Speaks
In Front of Doctored Presidential
Seal Showing Russian Eagle
Grasping Golf Clubs

Aide rehired after Trump sees it, likes it, replaces old one.
U. S. NEWS
Trump: “I Could Win Afghan
War in a Week, But I Don't
Want to Kill 10 Million People”

“At least that's Bolton's plan,” he adds.
Mueller: Campaigns Accepting
Foreign Money Could Become
“New Normal”

And presidents paying hush money to porn stars an everyday occurrence.
 
REMINDER
  In the land of the blind, the emperor has no clothes.
 
Trump: Article II Says "I Have
The Right to Do Whatever I
Want as President"

Article I grants him the right to spout such nonsense.
After Storming Area 51, Millions Plan to Storm Loch Ness
Then on to the Bermuda Triangle.
Trump Moves to Kick 3 Million People Off Food Stamps
More food for him.
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