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 NO. 647 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 4 - 10, 2013 

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Feb 11
 
OBAMA BREAKS CAMP DAVID
SKEET RECORD

Formerly held by Mamie Eisenhower.
 
WORLD NEWS
Study: Brits Avoid Doctors Because They're Too Embarrassed to Go
Coroners often list “fatal politeness” as cause of death.
 
THE ECONOMY
Dow Soars Above 14,000
Proving to skeptics that bubbles still happen.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Beijing Takes Emergency Steps to Fight Smog
Bans photographers.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Now Call for
Immigration Reform

As long as path to citizenship doesn't include right to vote.
Report: Top Execs at Bailed-Out
Firms Still Receiving Generous
Bonus Payments

Maybe they'll invite us all for a ride on one of their yachts.
 
REMINDER
  Be nice to those you meet on the way up, because you'll meet them again when you train them to take your job.
 
North Carolina Proposal Would
Ban Welfare Recipients From
Buying Lottery Tickets

Removing last vestige of hope from lives of most North Carolinians.
Dozens Apply for Job of Washington State Marijuana Consultant
All applicants so far have been deemed overqualified.
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