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 NO. 646 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 28 - FEB 3, 2013 

Jan 21
Feb 4
PENTAGON LIFTS BAN ON WOMEN IN COMBAT
Will soon be killing, abusing civilians in faraway lands right along with guys.
 
WORLD NEWS
France Sends Troops to Mali
Hopes to follow Vietnam strategy by staying a few years then handing off operations to Americans.
Cameron Pushes Brits to Vote on Leaving European Union
And returning all power to the Queen.
To Avoid Paying Higher Taxes, Sarkozy Moving to London
Also eyeing vacation home in Cayman Islands.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Flies Spell Out “HELP” on President's Forehead
In desperate bid to save environment.
U. S. NEWS
Study: Recent Elections Show
Strong Link Between Racism
And Political Preference

Most whites who hate blacks voted for Romney; most blacks who hate whites voted for Obama.
Second U.S. Firm Takes Aim
At Mining Asteroids

Ed's Discount Space Importers files for a license.
 
REMINDER
  It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your assault rifle is?
 
Virginia GOP Sneaks Through
Redistricting Bill During
Inauguration, Then Adjourns “in
Memory of Stonewall Jackson”

And you thought the Civil War was over.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Gatorade to Remove Ingredient
Used in Flame Retardants

Will add disclaimer warning users not to smoke for 20 minutes after consuming beverage.
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