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 CHENEY
"CAN'T RECALL"
WHAT WENT ON IN ENERGY
MEETINGS
Can
"barely remember" what
he had for breakfast, he says. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Sharon Sorry He Didn't Kill
Arafat,
Arafat Sorry He Didn't Kill Sharon
Everyone else just sorry. |
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Evildoers Reject Bush Charges
Not as bad as their name implies, they
claim. |
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Bush Slaps New Sanctions on
Arafat
He's permanently banned from playing golf
here. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Nike Unveils
$200 Air Jordans
Each shoe can feed the
person who made it for a
year. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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No U.S. Company Made
Money Last Year
All profits due to
accounting fraud. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Fed's Good News:
Recession About to End
Fed's bad news: Depression about to
begin. |
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World Economic Forum
Hailed as "Big Success"
Waiters, doormen report tips up twenty
percent over last year. |
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NOELLE
BUSH CAUGHT
Several other family
members still at large. |
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Economic Forum Causes Traffic
Jams in Midtown Manhattan
Normally free-flowing movement of buses,
cars, trucks is disrupted. |
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| HISTORY |
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Ari Fleischer Compares Cheney
Energy Task Force to Constitutional
Convention
In 1787, Madison, Washington, Franklin
also met in secret with unknown corporate
criminals, did their bidding. |
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