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TECHNOLOGY
Toyota Recalls Violin-Playing Robot
After sudden acceleration drives concertgoers from theater.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Americans 45 and Older Having Less Sex
Researchers spent months closely tracking sexual activities, trying not to be too intrusive, yet always around, always observing.
21,819 New York Cabbies
Overcharged Passengers
286,000 Times

But imparted priceless wisdom.
 
PHILOLOGY
Dictionary Definitions of
“Siphon” Have All Been
Wrong for Last 100 Years

While regulators looked the other way.
FEATURE
One new F-35 fighter plane will cost what percentage of the entire budget of the United States Coast Guard?
  A ) 5%
  B ) 50%
  C ) over 100%
Hint: why would we want to protect our coasts?
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Another Large Haul of Marijuana
On its way to pot dispensaries around country.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Drifting Satellite Threatens
Cable TV Programming

Public urged to remain calm.

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