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PEOPLE
Author: Sarkozy and Carla Bruni Made Queen Elizabeth Wait While They Had Sex
But allowed her to watch.
Book: Bill Clinton Loved
Pot Brownies at Oxford

But never inhaled them.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Film Industry Fights Move to Allow Hollywood Futures Trading
Warns it will drive up price of popcorn.
 
BUSINESS
Shortage of Plus-Sized Bras Reported
Often first sign of economic recovery.
 
PUBLISHING
June Playboy Features First 3-D Centerfold
And some great articles.
SCIENCE
New Primate Fossil Defies Classification
Baffled, paleontologists move on to something easier.
Latest: Article Debunking Donner Party Cannibalism Debunked
But debunkers debunk their debunkers.
 
Scientists at Brookhaven Create Matter 250,000 Times Hotter Than Sun’s Center
Then run for their lives.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Hearts Healthier in Happy People
Yet another reason to dislike them.
 
CORRECTION
 
An article about money spent on investigations said that $30 million had been spent to investigate the financial crisis and $8 million had been spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky scandal. In fact, $8 million was spent investigating the financial crisis and $30 million on investigating the Monica Lewinsky scandal. We apologize for any confusion caused by the error.

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