Ironic Times

 NO. 301 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 19 - 25, 2006 

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ONLY CHENEY TOLD OF BUSH'S SURPRISE VISIT TO BAGHDAD
Even Bush didn't know.
WORLD NEWS
Poll: Americans' Global Image
Slips Again

We now rank lower than Libya, but higher than North Korea.
Documents Found With Zarqawi Vindicate Bush
Praise his handling of Iraq, economy, Katrina, Texas Rangers, Harken Energy.
 
POLITICS
Congress Gives Themselves 2%
Cost of Living Pay Raise

Cost of hotel rooms, prostitutes went up 2% last year.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Surprise: Press Secretary Snow, Presidential Adviser Bartlett Enlist
Presently serving in Iraq's dangerous Anbar Province.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Within Range of New North Korean Missile
But only the west coast.
Supreme Court Rules Police With Warrant Can Barge Into Home Without Knocking
And eat all your doughnuts.
 
REMINDER
  One hundred years from now no one will remember what happened one hundred years ago.
 
GAO Report: Billions in Hurricane Funds Squandered on Food, Necessities
Only $1.4 billion spent on really fun things.
Colorado Appeals Court:
12-Year-Old Girls Can Marry

New wedding registry department opens at Toys 'R' Us.
Texas Gov. Announces $5 Million
Plan to Install Webcams at Border

System will let anyone anywhere watch people coming here to do jobs we won't do.
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