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PEOPLE
Pitt, Jolie to Sell Pics of Baby, Give Proceeds to Charity
Will fund school of photography preparing students for highly competitive world of tabloid journalism.
Ann Coulter Accidentally Splashed With Water
Disappears.
 
BUSINESS
Markets React to Bernanke Comment
Stocks dive when Fed chief says “we're headed to hell in a handbasket.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
5 to 7% in U.S. Have “Rage Disorder”
You got a problem with that?
 
GENETICS
Scientists Develop World's First Hypoallergenic Cat
Next project: non-slobbering dog.
SCIENCE
NASA Shelves Satellites to Track Global Warming, Predict Droughts, Floods, Hurricanes
Subject matter deemed too depressing.
Fossils Found In Australia Are of Oldest Life on Earth
Nearly 6,000 years ago.
Study: Genes Influence Who
Become Entrepreneurs

Study available on eBay at 20% off for first 100 customers.
 
French Company Promoting Hangover Cure
Fights headaches, cleans stains, freshens breath, polishes shoes and has manly scent she'll love.
Personal Media Viewer Lets You Watch All Your Favorite Flicks
While you plow your car into pedestrians at busy intersection.

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