Ironic Times

 NO. 281 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 30 - FEB 5, 2006 

Jan 23
Feb 6
 
BUSH VISITS NSA HEADQUARTERS
They let him read your e-mail, listen to your phone conversations.
WORLD NEWS
Saddam's Trial Delayed by Dispute
About Who Should Replace Chief Judge

Other judges on panel engage in time- consuming gun battle.
Pinochet's Daughter Seeks
Asylum in U.S.

Looking for country which understands corruption and torture.
Pope, in First Encyclical, Warns
About Loveless Sex

He'll address hot, passionate sex in second encyclical.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Global Flyer Set For Longest Flight Ever
Experimental plane to stay aloft 80 hours, equivalent to flying from New York to San Francisco, including delays, security checks, time at baggage claim, cab.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Cancels Study
Assessing Troop Strength

Not enough troops to conduct study.
Study: U.S. Ranks 28th in
World on Environment

We're doing better in soccer.
Prescription Drug Plan Problems
Ironed Out, Says Medicare

Everyone eligible has died.
 
REMINDER
  Fascism in the defense of liberty
  is no vice.
 
Annual “Access to Public Officials Price List” Released
Few changes from last year.
 
  $100,000:   Congressman
  $150,000:   Senator
  $175,000:   President
  $200,000:   Vice President
 
 
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