Ironic Times

 NO. 261 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 12 - 18, 2005 

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BUSH TO LEAD INVESTIGATION INTO HURRICANE RESPONSE
Will ask himself some tough questions.
WORLD NEWS
Mubarak Wins Easily in Egyptian Elections
Voters choose “dictator we know” over “dictator we don't know.”
Germany's Next Chancellor Caught Stealing From Old Reagan Speech
Reagan stole it from old “GE Theater” script.
 
MILESTONES
BIC Sells 100 Billionth Pen
Purchaser immediately loses it.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Baghdad Falls to Insurgents, Saddam
Freed, Returned to Power

Water, electricity turned back on, women's rights restored, streets safe again.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Declares Day of Remembrance For Katrina Victims
And Day of Forgetting government's response.
Appeals Court Rules Government
Can Detain American Citizens Indefinitely

Those who disagree with ruling will be detained.
 
REMINDER
   You're doing a heck of a job.
 
46 Million Lack Health Insurance
And they're all coming down with something.
Rep. Rick Santorum Wants Hurricane Victims Who Couldn't Leave Penalized
Hopes fines will encourage them to be healthy, rich next time disaster strikes.
 
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