Ironic Times

 NO. 260 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 5 - 11, 2005 

Aug 29
Sept 12
 
PRESIDENT FLIES OVER WASHINGTON
Observes political disaster below.
WORLD NEWS
Bolton Asks for 750 Changes
To Draft of New UN Agenda

Otherwise he's fine with it.
Iraqi Regime Inches Toward
American-Style Democracy

Carries out first death sentences.
Bush Reveals Latest Reason
For Iraq War

It's to deny oil to terrorists who went there when we deposed Saddam.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
More Trouble For Border Patrol
10-foot high fence no obstacle for human cannonballs.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Compares Iraq War
To World War II

Like Japan, we invaded a sovereign country that hadn't threatened or attacked us.
Good News: Poverty Rate
Climbs to 12.7%

Bad news: still not high enough to help ease military recruitment crisis.
 
REMINDER
  Now is the time for finger-pointing.
 
Army Finally Cracking Down on
Iraq War Criminals

Top procurement official who criticized Halliburton no-bid contracts demoted.
Americans Urged to Curtail Driving
Fish urged to curtail swimming, birds urged to curtail flying.
More Journalists Killed in Iraq
Than in 20 Years of Vietnam Conflict

According to our stateside correspondent.
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