Ironic Times

 NO. 251 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 4 - 10, 2005  

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July 11
 
KARL ROVE SOURCE OF LEAK IN PLAME CASE
If convicted, faces promotion and a raise.
WORLD NEWS
Many Opposition Candidates on Egyptian Ballot for First Time
Among those running against President Hosni Mubarak: Hosnim U. Barak, H. Osnim Ubarak, Hosnimu B. Arak, and Hosnimu bar-Ak.
U.S. Plans Major Expansion of
Prison System in Iraq

Capacity of Saddam's old police state not sufficient to meet current needs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  SUMMER'S HERE!
Americans by the millions get out and enjoy the warm weather.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Says He Wants Someone
Like Scalia and Thomas

Duck-hunting pornophiles coming out of the woodwork.
House Passes Anti-Flag Burning Amendment
Rejects Anti-Koran Flushing Amendment.
 
REMINDER
   The student of today is the leader
   of tomorrow, but still living at
   home.
 
Senate Bans EPA From
Intentionally Exposing Humans
To Pesticides for Study

Will have to expose them unintentionally.
Report: Pentagon Database Will Include Grade Point Average of Every Sixteen to Eighteen-Year-Old
Those with lowest scores will be recruited.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Park Service Redoing Video at Lincoln Memorial After Conservatives Complain of Liberal Bias
New, more balanced video will present both sides of slavery debate.
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