Ironic Times

 NO. 252 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 11 - 17, 2005 

July 4
July 18
NORTH KOREA FORCED TO NEGOTIATING TABLE BY ECONOMIC CONDITIONS
Kim Jong Il needs a new Bentley.
 
WORLD NEWS
America's Response to London Bombing Debated
Some top Bush advisers want to invade Syria, others Iran.
Bush Collides with Scottish Police Officer in Bicycle Mishap
President OK, police officer flown to Egypt for further questioning.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Teddy Bear Made From Gold, Jewels Goes on Sale for $75,000
For the immature man who has everything.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Rethinks Strategy of
Fighting Two Wars Simultaneously

May shift to strategy of fighting thirty-seven wars simultaneously.
Good Economic News:
Unemployment Down

Latest report comes with fries, shake.
 
REMINDER
   If we lose the war on terrorism,
   the terrorists will have won.
 
Poll: 23% Say 1st Amendment
Goes Too Far

Other 77% afraid to offer an opinion.
Judith Miller Being Treated
Well in Prison

According to high-level White House source.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Too Much TV Inhibits
Learning in Young

Too little leaves them out of touch, unpopular, nerdy.
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