Ironic Times

 NO. 250 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 27 - JULY 3, 2005 

June 20
July 4
BREAST-COVERING DRAPES REMOVED FROM STATUE AT JUSTICE DEPT.
Turns out Ashcroft was only man aroused by statue.
 
WORLD NEWS
Program to Convince Afghans to Grow Melons Instead of Opium a Failure
Most say they prefer life of luxury to selling cantaloupes on street corners.
 
BUSINESS
Halliburton Wins Contract to Build
New Prison at Guantanamo

Facility will have room for up to 500 Halliburton executives.
 
IRONIC TIMES POLL
Americans Offer Different Reasons Why We Can't Withdraw from Iraq
U. S. NEWS
Bush Calls Amnesty International
Accusations “Absurd”

Demands for his impeachment “ludicrous,” international reputation as a war criminal “a hoot.”
Lugar Presses for Vote on Bolton,
Says U.S. “Urgently Needs” UN Ambassador

To get rid of those top ten floors.
 
 
REMINDER
  There are no chickenhawks in
  a foxhole.
 
Bush Encourages GOP to
Introduce Social Security Bill
Without Private Accounts

Will find some other way to kill program.
Air Force Academy Reacts to
Report of Religious Intolerance

Adds pastrami to cafeteria menu.
 
POLITICS
Karl Rove: Democrats Agents
Of Satan

Democrats apologize for provoking remark.
 
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