Ironic Times

 NO. 233 "Expect the Ironic" FEB 28 - MAR 6, 2005 

Feb 21
March 7
 
BUSH TAPE REVEALS HE USED MARIJUANA
Not the kind used by convicted criminals rotting in Texas jails; the other, youthful- experiment kind.
WORLD NEWS
Report: Interim Iraqi Government Developing Nuclear Weapons
U.S. issues stern warning, threatens military action.
Senators Visiting Iraq Don't Venture Outside Green Zone
There's just so much to see and do in Green Zone, they explain.
Canada Won't Join Missile
Defense Shield

Says it's too expensive, doesn't work, will lead to new arms race, but real reasons for decision unknown.
U.S. Closely Monitoring Egypt's
Detention, Possible Abuse of Key
Opposition Leader

If it works, will try it on Reid, Pelosi.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Kraft's “Road Kill” Gummi Candy Draws Angry Complaints
Parents say it's too sweet, overpriced.
U. S. NEWS
Dollar Dropping Fast on World Currency Markets
Americans advised to “bring at least $3 million” with them if they plan to visit Europe.
Report: 10 on FDA Advisory
Panel Backing Pain Pills Have
Industry Ties

“We were totally objective,” say members Victor Vioxx, Bob Bextra, and Cecil Celebrex.
 
REMINDER
   There's a fortune waiting for you
   in Nigeria.
 
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Join Fight to Promote Bush Agenda
Swift Boat Veterans for Privatizing Social Security, Swift Boat Veterans for Banning Same-Sex Marriage, Swift Boat Veterans for Permanent Tax Cuts, Swift Boat Veterans for Prayer in Public Schools, Swift Boat Veterans for Ban on Assisted Suicide will all spend millions attacking administration's critics.
 
MEDIA
PBS Censors Bad Language
From “Frontline” Documentary
On U.S. Troops in Iraq

Changes title to “War is Heck.”
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