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PEOPLE
New Al Jazeera Video Shows Saddam Playing Golf With Sons
U.S. questions date, authenticity.
BUSINESS
Rupert Murdoch Buys Moon
Rapid FCC approval expected.
Bechtel Wins $680 Million Iraq Construction Job
Beats out Lego, Play-Doh, Lincoln Logs for lucrative contract.
$140,000 Bulletproof Lincoln Introduced at Auto Show
First three already sold to Syria's President Assad.
 
TRAVEL
Pilots Complete Weapons Training
Reflected in new attitude (see below).
SCIENCE
Doubt Cast on Age of Oldest Human Art
French cave drawings discovered in 1994 may have been drawn as recently as 1993.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
  Old Message   New Message  
  Welcome aboard.   Draw!  
  We've reached our cruising altitude of 30,000 feet.   Go ahead, make my day.  
  If you take a look out the window,
you'll see the Grand Canyon.
  You talkin' to me?  

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