Ironic Times

 NO. 126 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 10 - 16, 2003 

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IRAQ: POWELL'S PHOTOS SHOW GIANT PENCIL FACTORY
Giant pencils are a major Iraqi export.
WORLD NEWS
Blair Admits Iraq “Dossier” Plagiarized From Magazines
Says he "found them" at his dentist's office.
France, Germany Hold Joint
Session of Parliaments

In major mix-up, French organize, Germans cater event.
UN Covers Picasso's "Guernica"
So as to Not Embarrass U.S.

Blue curtain will be removed following "a decent interval" after bombing of Iraq.
 
REMINDER
  Being the world's only superpower is
  never having to say you're sorry.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Saddam Hosts Tea Party
Tells Baghdad Womens’ Club he has no weapons of mass destruction.
U. S. NEWS
White House Raises Bush Alert
Level to Orange
 
Phone Intercepts, Satellite
Photos Make Compelling
Case for Evasion, Deception

But Cheney says he has nothing to hide.
Justice Department Looking to
Expand Patriot Act Powers

Seeks authority to detain patriots for up to 15 days.
 
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