Ironic Times

 NO. 107 "Expect the Ironic" SEPT 30 - OCT 6, 2002 

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WORLD NEWS
HUSSEIN USING NUMEROUS DOUBLES FOR PROTECTION
  In recent photo, Saddam (second or third from left) meets with some doubles.
Top U.S., French, British Intelligence Agents Pool Their Information
Hope to streamline processing of leads, tips in war on terrorism.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
 
  1. like the same movies.
  2. are soccer fans.
  3. are nonsmokers.
  4. enjoy quiet walks on
      the beach.
  5. prefer dark colors.
U. S. NEWS
93% of Americans Now Infected
With Deadly West Nile Virus

Or have read about it, or seen it on TV, or heard somebody talking about it.
Bush Given Complex, Detailed
Plan for Attacking Iraq

But in simple, easy-to-understand language.
Leading Economic Indicators Fall Again
Blame irrational exuberance followed by bout of heavy drinking.
 
REMINDER
Coffee, wine, and chocolate are either very good or very bad for you.
 
Report: U.S. May Have No
Uncontaminated Streams Left

One less thing to worry about, says EPA's Whitman.
Creationism to be Alternate
Explanation for Evolution in
Georgia Schools

Atheism to be alternate explanation for God in Georgia churches.
 
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