Ironic Times

 NO. 69 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 7 - 13, 2002 

Dec 31
Jan 14
  U.S. DROPPING NEW PHOTOS OF BIN LADEN IN AFGHANISTAN
Believe he may be disguised as Geraldo Rivera.
 
WORLD NEWS
Argentina Swears in Fifth
President in Two Weeks

Eduardo Duhalde says he looks forward to serving his country "for the next day or two."
Larry Flynt Wants Hustler
Reporters in Afghanistan

Tells U.S. District Court, "It’s a dirty war that should be covered by a dirty magazine."
 
HIGH TECH
New Thermal-Imaging Camera
Can Spot Liars

Hastily drafted legislation would ban its use during elections.
U. S. NEWS
Entering U.S. to Get a Lot Tougher
"No shirt, no shoes, no service" signs go up next week.
Bush Signs Order of Succession for Cabinet Members Into Law
If one dies they are immediately replaced by a former Enron executive.
Moussaoui Asks for Televised Trial
"In prime time, but not against Friends," he adds.
 
REMINDER
No matter how bad things get, some people have all the luck.
 
MILESTONES
World's Oldest Man, 112, Dies
Passes away in mother's arms.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Congress Back in Session
Legislators return from holiday break.
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