| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Flag Law
Goes Into Effect
Minimum of three flags
must be displayed at all
times. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: Time Travel
Feasible in 3 Years
Information verified by visitor from
2005. |
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Cloned Sheep Dolly Has
Arthritis
"Oh, my aching baaaaaaaaaaack,"
she says. |
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New Mars Orbiter
Detects Water
Spacecraft also detects signs of waves, surf, babes. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Released
Taliban Prisoners Win
$100 Million Lottery
"Allah be
praised," says one. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Survey: Women Surge Ahead of
Men in Web Shopping
Orders for breast enhancement creams
surpass those for penile enlargement. |
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HEALTH
/ MEDICINE
Study:
Placebos Work as Well as
Medication in Treating
Depression
Implications cause
depression in
pharmaceutical industry.
American Youth
Most Active, Vigorous
According to study based
on Gatorade commercials. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we reported that Osama bin
Laden had been captured, put on trial
before a secret military tribunal,
tortured, then executed. While we do not
know that this did not happen, it cannot
be independently confirmed. Maybe it
happened, maybe not. |
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