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| RECIPE OF THE WEEK |
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Medallions of Road Kill En
Crouette
Ingredients: 1-2 lbs loin or
breast of Road Kill, cut up.
1 large onion, cut in sections
1 large carrot, sliced as desired
Pastry shells
Lots of spices
1 bottle red wine
Fill tank of car with 10-15 gallons gas,
head out of town.
Select fresh road kill by side of road.
(Note: the best way to be sure your road
kill is fresh is to run it over yourself,
but since this isn’t always
possible, try to select an animal which
has not been lying on the side of the
road for more than 24 hours.)
Timely Tip: Remove gravel from
meat, also broken glass, etc., which will
give an uneven texture to the meal.
Dredge cubes of road kill in flour, brown
in oil, add lots of spices to cover
"gamey" flavor of meat,
doubling the amount if you aren’t
sure how long it was out there by the
side of the road.
Roll medallions in pastry shells, place
in baking dish with vegetables, 1 cup of
the wine.
Bake at 450° for as long as it takes you
to finish the rest of the wine, or if
desired, something harder.
If meat seems a bit tough,
have some more wine, try it again. |
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Aries — You’re
feeling good, so when
someone suggests a
shopping spree, take her up on it. |
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Capricorn — Tomorrow
morning would be a good time to go
shopping with a friend (Aries) at a
suburban mall near you. |
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Taurus — You have
important work to do. You know what it
is. |
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Cancer — Go about your
business as usual and don’t ask any
questions. |
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Aquarius — Don’t
leave the house. Period. |
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Libra — You will get a
phone call from the district
attorney’s office asking for
information about a certain Scorpio. Say
nothing. Everything will be explained. |
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Leo — You know what to do,
Leo. Take it easy on Libra, but
don’t botch the job, capiche? |
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Sagittarius — You go along
with Leo. |
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Gemini — As always, there
are two things for you to watch out for:
a red truck, and a subpoena. Avoid both. |
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Pisces — Pisces sleeps
with the fishes. |
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Virgo — Be available for a
late-night rendezvous with someone new
and exciting. |
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Scorpio — It looks like
another beautiful day, boss. |
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