| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Startup
Training Humanoids to Be
Your Personal Butler
And with advanced AI coming soon,
you become the butler tending to
your humanoid's needs. |
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In Blind Comparison, 61%
Find Poems Written by
ChatGTP More Beautiful
Than Those Written by
Shakespeare
“Shall I compare thee to a
summer's day? Or a winter's
night waiting for an Uber?” |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Owners Decide to Table
Ban on “Tush Push”
“It's popular with the ladies,”
says one. |
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 MLB: New
Advanced “Torpedo Bat”
Sparks Explosion of Home Runs
Heinie Groh used it to blast five
of them in 1919. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to Harper's Index, 69%
of online gambling apps' profits
comes from what percentage of
online gamblers? |
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A ) |
69% |
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B ) |
63% |
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C ) |
58% |
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D ) |
3% |
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| Hint: gamble your life away
responsibly. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Women Have Better
Hearing Than Men
However, husbands have better
hearing than wives. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Promotes
His $5 Million Gold Card
“Now ANYONE can become an American
citizen!” he crows. |
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