| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: AI Wingman Bots
Helping Guys on Dates
A glitch that suggests their
date pay for dinner has been
deleted. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: “Attractive” Workers
Earn $20,000 More Than
“Unattractive” Co-Workers
“Bombshells” can name their salary. |
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Texas Lt. Gov. Wants to
Rename New York Strip
Steak “Texas Strip Steak”
And for doing so expects some
“very fine” complimentary meals. |
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| SPORTS |
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NASCAR Transition to Electric
Vehicles Opposed by Trump
“I still get more from oil
billionaires than from Silicon
Valley,” he explains. |
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| RELIGION |
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Report: Rabbi Uses AI
"Rabbi Bot" to Deliver Sermon
Coming soon: AI generated “Pick-a-Voice
Cantor,” from Andrea Bocelli to Elvis. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following historical
figures has President Trump
compared himself to? |
| A ) | Abraham Lincoln |
| B ) | George Washington |
| C ) | Martin Luther King |
| D ) | Winston Churchill |
| E ) | Nelson Mandela |
| F ) | Mother Teresa |
| G ) | Elvis Presley |
| H ) | Jesus |
| I ) | Al Capone |
| J ) | All of the above. |
| Hint: this was in just May of 2024. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 California Encourages
People to Eat Invasive Rodent
Nutria to Control Population
And, while you're at it, sprinkle them
with mosquitos. |
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