| PEOPLE |
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 Photo of
Marco Rubio During Tumultuous Oval Office
Meeting Goes Viral
Most see him as “glum” or “very
uncomfortable,” whereas White
House release describes him as “thrilled”
and “positively giddy.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Los Angeles Times Removes AI
Tool That Mischaracterized KKK in 1920s
Described them as “shy men who
wore white robes, even after
Labor Day.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Trump Proposes “Crypto
Strategic Reserve”
Would become world's only legal
repository for laundered money. |
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 Musk: Social Security
a “Ponzi Scheme”
Suggests his DOGE meme coin
would make a “much safer
investment” for your retirement
years. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: Hygienically Clean
Space Station a Threat to
Astronauts' Health
Next crew will include at least
one disgusting slob. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Butterfly Population
Falling at Catastrophic Rate
Unused butterfly nets will be used
to deal with growing population of crazy
people. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 RFK Jr
Recommends Vitamin A to Fight Measles
And pretzels prevent polio, he adds. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we ran the headline,
“Vladimir Putin Delivers One
of the Longest Addresses to
Congress in Recent History.”
In fact, it was the longest
address to Congress in recent
history. We apologize for any
confusion. |
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