| FASHION |
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 Trending: Worn,
Tattered Clothes Going for $500 and Up;
If you have to ask, you can't afford
what that bum's wearing. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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OpenAI Unveils "Natural
Conversation" Technology
Ultimate goal: a chatbot that can
convincingly engage in small talk. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Release of Epstein Files
Disappoints Everyone
Except for Bill Clinton, Alan
Dershowitz, and Donald Trump. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Removed "End Racism"
Message From Field for Super Bowl Game
And, ever since, one DEI program
after another has been shut down. |
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 Trump Says He'll Pardon
Pete Rose
Declares Chicago White Sox winners
of 1919 World Series. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to Harper's Index,
what percentage of Americans
are likely to have lied about
whom they voted for? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
25% |
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| Hint: expect that percentage to rise. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Short Novels Dominate Nominations
for International Booker Prize
Also, winners asked to keep their
speeches short. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Hackers Run Video of Trump
Kissing Musk's Feet on Gov't. Screens
Musk denies responsibility. |
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