ENVIRONMENT |
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Trump Signs
Order Banning Paper Straws
Problem of huge patch of plastic waste
in our oceans “a big hoax,” he says. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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DEI Erased From Every
Part of Government
Replaced by SIN: Sameness, Inequality,
Nepotism. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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With Faster
Internet Networks, Surgeons Could
Soon Be Operating Remotely
With AI, surgeons could soon be
operating remotely while playing
golf. |
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LAW |
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Trump to
Get Back Classified Docs Held
at Mar-a-Lago
Top secret ones make for great
bathroom reading.
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FEATURE |
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According to Pew Research,
what percentage of American
adults cannot identify all
three branches of government? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
46% |
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Hint: 20% couldn't
identify even one. |
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EDUCATION |
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Trump Poised to Dismantle
Education Dept.
“Bunch of smartasses,”says his
son, Eric. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Kanye West's Wife's
Grammy Appearance Still Controversial
Everyone wants to know, “who was
she wearing?” |
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