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ENVIRONMENT
Trump Signs Order Banning Paper Straws
Problem of huge patch of plastic waste in our oceans “a big hoax,” he says.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
DEI Erased From Every
Part of Government

Replaced by SIN: Sameness, Inequality, Nepotism.
 
TECHNOLOGY
With Faster Internet Networks, Surgeons Could Soon Be Operating Remotely
With AI, surgeons could soon be operating remotely while playing golf.
 
LAW
Trump to Get Back Classified Docs Held at Mar-a-Lago
Top secret ones make for great bathroom reading.
FEATURE
According to Pew Research, what percentage of American adults cannot identify all three branches of government?
   A )  10%  
   B )  15%  
   C )  20%  
   D )  46%  
Hint: 20% couldn't identify even one.
 
EDUCATION
Trump Poised to Dismantle Education Dept.
“Bunch of smartasses,”says his son, Eric.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Kanye West's Wife's Grammy Appearance Still Controversial
Everyone wants to know, “who was she wearing?”

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