ART |
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Mona Lisa Will
Get Her Own Room in The Louvre
With her own bathroom and full-length mirror. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Boy Scouts Drop Boy
From Name
Will also stop helping little old
ladies across street. |
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Pentagon Bans Observing
Black History Month
Also, you can forget Holocaust Remembrance
Day. |
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EDUCATION |
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Children's Reading Scores
Hit New Low
Researchers say adult skills have
also declined, as have researchers'. |
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SPORTS |
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Sports Personality Stephen A
Smith Weighs Run for President
With millions of fans and an
oversized ego, he checks the
only two boxes that matter. |
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FEATURE |
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According to Bloomberg,
how much did the total net worth
of the world's ten wealthiest
people increase on Election
Day, Nov. 6, 2024? |
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A ) |
$64 |
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B ) |
$64,000 |
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C ) |
$64,000,000 |
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D ) |
$64,000,000,000 |
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Hint: who did they think won,
a grifter who doesn't pay taxes? |
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RELIGION |
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Pope: Too Much Scrolling
Causes Brain Rot
Says people should put phone down
every so often and masturbate. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Dr. Phil Joins
ICE on Deportation Raid in Chicago
Actually, ICE raided a taping of Dr.
Phil's show and arrested two grips and
the sandwich guy. |
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