| PEOPLE |
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Melania's Official
Portrait Has Washington Buzzing
Apparently she's been in charge all along. |
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Trump's 45% Job Approval
Rating Lowest for an Inaugural
President Since 1953
Although it's higher than his 1%
approval rating on Jan. 7, 2021. |
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| MEDIA |
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 Fox News
Calls for Putting Trump on Mt. Rushmore
Others call for immediately raising
eyebrows of Washington, Jefferson,
Roosevelt and Lincoln. |
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| BUSINESS |
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25% Tariffs Take Effect on
Goods From Mexico, Canada,
10% on Goods From China
Expect higher prices on maple syrup,
jumping beans, and everything else. |
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Report: Trump's Tariffs
Will Cost Average U.S.
Household $2,600 a Year
“And worth every penny!” he responds. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Report: 1.3%
Chance Asteroid 2024 YR4 Will Strike Earth
in 2032
“Hey, that's a 98.7 % chance it
won't,” says Trump's pick to head NASA. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Humanity Could Reach
Singularity in 6 Years
At which point we'll find out what
singularity means. |
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Bitcoin Data Mining Farmers
Moving Up to Energy-Hungry AI
“How can you keep 'em down on
the mining farm, after they've
seen AI,” says one industry
wag. |
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NASDAQ Plunges on News of
China's Cheaper, Faster AI Engine
DeepSeek can simultaneously rewrite
all of Shakespeare, pass the California
bar exam, solve Fermat's Last Theorem
and steal all your personal information
while you watch a three-second TikTok video. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Four Cups of Coffee or Tea
Daily Can Reduce Risk of Cancer
Add sugar, artificial sweetener, or
artificial creamer to increase risk. |
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