| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Woman Falls in
Love With ChatGPT
Despite her suspicions it may not be faithful. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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After Felony Sentencing, Trump
Can Still Vote, But Can't Own a Gun
He can own a folding knife, but not
a switchblade. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Has Promised Pardons
to Jan 6 Insurrectionists
It would cover all past and future insurrections. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to The Wall Street
Journal, where in the United
States is the best place to
retire? |
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A ) |
Arizona |
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B ) |
Florida |
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C ) |
Maine |
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D ) |
Washington, DC |
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| Hint: there's a
swamp, but it's not the Okefenokee. |
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| RELIGION |
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Wall Street Journal: Half
of Adults Worldwide Hold
Antisemitic Views
But only a small percentage shave
their heads and march through towns
brandishing tiki torches. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Balls, Parties,
Celebrations Welcome Disgraced
President Trump
With many of his disgraced friends and
family in attendance. |
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