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TECHNOLOGY
Las Vegas: Emotional Support Robots Introduced at Consumer Electronics Show
Already flying off shelves as depressed gamblers pass through convention hall.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: 88% Quit Their New
Year's Resolutions by Second
Friday in January

Begin thinking of next year's resolutions by second Saturday in January.
 
LAW
Appeals Court FCC Ruling
Signals End of Net Neutrality

There's still the postal service, which costs the same for everyone.
 
TRENDS
Congestion Pricing Begins in Manhattan
Cars charged $9 to enter midtown, $0.50 for each honk.
FEATURE
Nearly half of U.S. states have passed laws restricting access to gender-affirming care for transgender adolescents after claims it has become widely used. What is the actual percentage of youth receiving gender-affirming care between 2018 and 2022?
   A )  10%  
   B )  5%  
   C )  3%  
   D )  Less than 0.1%  
Hint: a tempest in a microscopic teapot.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
OpenAI CEO: “Virtual Employees” to Begin Appearing
You won't see them near the water cooler, or by the elevator, or in the restrooms, but you'll know they're there when you receive your pink slip.

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