| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Melania
Trump “Glad to Have Elon Musk
as Babysitter” for Donald
“Only $150 an hour,” she adds. |
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Question: Is Musk Most Powerful
Civilian Since Rasputin?
Or, most powerful fictional character since Svengali? |
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| MEDIA |
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Amazon Bans Mentions of LGBTQ
Rights in All Public Policy
“Haters gonna hate,” explains Jeff Bezos |
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| BUSINESS |
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JP Morgan Chase Now Requires
All Workers Return to Office
5 Days a Week
Of course, that's banker's hours. |
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Report: Economic Slump Could
Result in Layoffs, Reduced
Benefits, Longer Workweek
And huge “golden parachutes” to
failed executives. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Heavy Metals in Air-Dropped
Fire Retardants Pose Significant Health
Risks to Public
It's your house, or your health. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Alert: Bird
Flu Spreading in U.S.
If you see this, report it to
authorities at once. |
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Most Rural Hospitals Have
Closed Their Maternity Wards
Women in labor being directed
to mangers. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week we ran this picture
accompanying the headline “2024 DECLARED
HOTTEST YEAR IN RECORDED HISTORY.”
Unfortunately, the picture is from 2025.
We apologize for any confusion. |
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