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TECHNOLOGY
As Quantum Computing Becomes Reality, Jobs Open Up for Quantum Software Developers
No experience required.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Historians Fear AI Photos
Distorting Historical Record

They point out Washington did not cross the Delaware on a catamaran.
 
LAW
Judge Releases Heavily Redacted Evidence in Jan 6 Case
Although most readers can figure out it's a Diet Coke Trump's drinking while he watches insurrection.
 
RELIGION
Catholic Church to Pay $880 Million to Settle Sex Abuse Claims
Just in time for Christmas.
 
SPORTS
Yankees, Dodgers to Meet in World Series for 12th Time in Once-Heated Rivalry
Above: he was clearly out.
FEATURE
The United Nations measures global poverty with the international poverty line, which measures how many people live on less than a certain amount per day. What is the current international poverty line?
A )$20 per day.
B )$15 per day.
C )$10 per day.
C )$2.15 per day.
Hint: you can tell the barista you only have enough for half a latte.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Trump, RFK Jr Vow to “Make America Healthy Again”
Their unlikely alliance expected to last, at most, another twenty minutes, say most observers.

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