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PEOPLE
Book: Ex-British PM Boris Johnson Claims Netanyahu Bugged His Bathroom
“And frenched my bed!”
 
MEDIA
Report: Mainstream Media Accused of “Sanewashing” Trump
“Thanks, but no thanks,” says Trump.
Harris Appears at Event Hosted
by Charlamagne tha God

Every candidate since Eisenhower has met with Charlamagne tha God.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Trump Overcharged
Secret Service by 300%
at His Hotels

Agency still paying off its minibar bill.
 
ELECTION 2024
Vance Finally Answers Question: Trump Won 2020 Election
Although his only evidence may be something whispered to him by MyPillow Guy.
SCIENCE
Colombian Scientists Develop
Supplement to Protect Bees
From Pesticides

“The hard part will be getting them to snort it,” they caution.
Inflatable Space Habitats Could Be Key to Exploring Solar System
In the meantime, homeless people are living in the test module.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Growing Interest in Geoengineering to Alter Earth's Climate
Experts say iffy science offset by huge profit potential.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Busy People Can Reduce Stress by
Putting Time on Their Schedule
to Do Absolutely Nothing

Those stressed out because they do nothing advised to do something, anything once in a while.
Study: Human Lifespan May
Have Hit Upper Limit

But there's no limit to how obscenely rich one can be.

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