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TECHNOLOGY
  AI Used to Depict Rising Sea
Level in Next 75 Years

Coastal residents urged to grow gills, learn to breathe underwater.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Fleming's Original Mold for 1928 Penicillin Up for Auction
“It could save your life,” says auction house.
 
EDUCATION
Every Oklahoma Schoolroom Required to Have a Trump Bible
And, in upper grades, a copy of Melania's memoir.
 
ART
Painting Found in Trash 60 Years Ago Could Be a Picasso
If it's not by Picasso, it will be tossed back in the trash.
Match the quote (A - D) with the Republican candidate (1 - 4):
A )“The bad guys won in World
War II.”
B )“I'm a Black Nazi.”
C )“Indians drunk at 8AM.”
D )“They're eating the dogs... they're eating the cats."”

1. Royce White - Republican candidate for the Senate in Minnesota
2. Mark Robinson - Republican candidate for Governor of Georgia
3. Tim Sheehy - Republican candidate for the Senate in Montana
4. Donald Trump - Republican candidate for President of the United States
ANSWERS: A-1, B-2, C-3, D-4   
 
LAW
Federal Appeals Court Reverses Ruling Banning Betting on Elections
Judge says, “Five will get you ten this ends up in the Supreme Court.”

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