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PEOPLE
Melania Trump Comes Out for a Woman's Right to Choose
“Not tonight,” she tells Donald, exercising that right.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "They Can Control the Weather"
However, fact-checkers find no evidence Jews can control the weather.
 
MEDIA
Musk's X Now Worth 80% Less Than When He Bought It
“There's method to my megalomania,” he explains.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Cities Desperate for Poor Migrants to Fill Jobs
Many also struggling with high cost of overcrowded animal shelters.
SCIENCE
Cheetos Food Coloring
Turns Mice Transparent

Discovery made by tourists exploring Carlsbad Caverns.
Fruit Fly Brain Mapped for First Time Revealing 140,000 Neurons
Think of that next time you swat one off your nectarine.
Astronauts Could One Day Eat Nutrients Extracted From Asteroids
Or, they could order something from the regular menu.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Some Fireflies Now Considered Endangered as “Bug Apocalypse” Continues
Scientist who coined phrase “Bug Apocalypse” shopping it to Hollywood.

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