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TECHNOLOGY
Meta AI Offers Choice of Five Different Actors' Voices
Originally, it only offered one: Eddie “Rochester” Anderson.
Biden Administration Proposes
Ban on Chinese, Russian
Software in Cars

Chinese software can spy on driver, collect personal info, Russian software can cause it to stall.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Researchers: Dems' Kids 9 Times More Likely to Have Negative Opinions About Trump Than Republicans' Kids About Harris
Republicans' kids can only come up with “she's a bum.”
 
RELIGION
Study: Young Men More Religious Than Young Women
They spend all their time praying to meet girls.
FEATURE
According to the Pew Research Center, what percentage of Americans believe we are living in “the end times.”
   A )  5%  
   B )  8%  
   C )  10%  
   D )  39%  
Hint: ever wonder why they're out of everything at the survivalist store?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Rare Copy of U.S. Constitution
Goes Up for Auction

Must be purchased in its entirety, including sections buyer may find objectionable.

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