| RELIGION |
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 Ripped AI
Jesus a Hit on Facebook
He beats the crap out of every
other savior who gets in his way. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Says He's Made His
Runningmate Pick But
Hasn't Told Them Yet
“I don't want the others to stop
sucking up.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Google Translate Adds
110 New Languages
Only Navajo Code Talkers can save
us from a Google takeover. |
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| SPORTS |
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Trump Proposes “Migrant
League of Fighters” to UFC
But even they thought it was demeaning
and insulting. |
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 Minor League
Team Offering “Toilet” Seats
And all the beer you can drink. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In their debate last week,
President Biden was cited making nine
false or misleading claims. How many
false or misleading claims were made
by former President Trump? |
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A ) |
9 |
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B ) |
12 |
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C ) |
15 |
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D ) |
More than 30 |
| Hint: they're still counting. |
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| FACTOID |
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Study: 1 in 5 Adults Can't
Change a Lightbulb or Boil Water
And yet they earn an average of
$860,000 a year. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Dems Close
to Having a Replacement for Biden
“Just a few more tweaks,”
says DNC spokesperson. |
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