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PEOPLE
Report: Melania Trump Might Not Return to Washington if Husband Wins
And if he loses, only to testify.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Allows Gifts
to Local, State Officials

A trip to Bali paid for by a billionaire after a favorable ruling, but not before, is considered a favor, not a bribe.
 
BUSINESS
Nvidia Suddenly World's Most Valuable Public Company
“It happened so fast,” says Nvidia's owner, who's been making chips that power artificial intelligence out of his garage and now has to find a bigger space.
Hooters Forced to Close Dozens of Restaurants
Pink slips handed to hundreds of well-endowed servers.
CONSUMER NEWS
Prosecutors Recommend Criminal Charges Against Boeing
Hope it “teaches them to stop making emergency exits on the cheap.”
 
SCIENCE
Primitive African Tribe
Gets Internet Access,
Fears Its Influence

Must weigh benefit of reaching outside world in emergencies versus every male tribe member spending every waking moment on PornHub instead of hunting, fishing for their survival.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: People Can't Tell Real
Yelp Restaurant Reviews
From AI-Generated Ones

Explains the sudden appearance of long lines at Denny's.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Longterm Study of 400,000 Healthy Adults Finds No Benefits From Taking Daily Multivitamins
Control group of 400,000 not taking daily multivitamins just as healthy, and saved millions of dollars.

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