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POLITICS
Report: Trump Basing Runningmate Choice on Attractiveness of Wife
One hopeful gets quickie divorce, marries a model.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New York: Gov. Hochul
Postpones Congestion Pricing
Plan, Enraging Advocates

Furthermore, says “New York is a Summer Festival,” welcomes “one and all,” then announces, “free parking in Central Park.”
 
EDUCATION
Harvard No Longer Requires Diversity Statements
A simple “I like everybody” will suffice.
 
TRAVEL
Qatar Airlines Tops Ratings as World's Best Airline
Fliers appreciate having separate cabins for men and women.
FEATURE
According to a recent data analysis, how long would it take the average worker at a company to earn what the CEO of that company earns in one year?
   A )  5 years  
   B )  25 years  
   C )  50 years  
   D )  200 years  
Hint: forget the yacht, not gonna happen.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Republicans in Congress Speak Out Against Conviction of Ex-President Trump
Even though any 6-year old knows he's guilty.

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