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PEOPLE
Rupert Murdoch Wears Sneakers to His Wedding
“And they're older than me,” giggles fifth wife Elena Zhukova.
Judge Orders Steve Bannon to Jail
Tells him to “wash up, you're a mess.”
MEDIA
Alex Jones Selling InfoWars to Pay $1.5 Billion Sandy Hook Debt
“Everything must go, from miracle nutritional supplements to swastika mugs.”
 
REAL ESTATE
Oklahoma City Approves Construction of Tallest Building in U.S.
With dramatic 360 degree views of approaching tornados.
SCIENCE
Research: Dogs Can Detect
if People Are Stressed

At which point they “turn on the charm.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Numerous Deep Fake Detectors
Under Development

They're already capable of distinguishing Rich Little from Jimmy Stewart.
Growing Concerns as AI
Developers Compete for
More Powerful Models

Some getting so smart developers reduced to getting coffee, checking mail.
 
ENVIRONMENT
UN Chief: World on “Highway
to Climate Hell,” It's “Climate
Crunch Time,” Fossil Fuel
Companies “Godfathers of
Climate Chaos”

“I've got a million of 'em,” he adds.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Smart Technology Not
Making People Dumber

Just too preoccupied to take intelligence test.

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